Overview Edit

Third book in Bloodsucking Fiends trilogy, after You Suck.

"The city of San Francisco is being stalked by a huge shaved vampyre cat named Chet, and only I, Abby Normal, and my manga-haired love monkey stand between the ravenous monster and a bloody massacre of the general public.

Whoa. And this is a love story?

Yup. 'Cept there's no whining. But there is everybody's favorite undead couple, Tommy and jody, who've just escaped from imprisonment in a bronze statue. And now that they're out they've joined forces with Abby, her boyfriend Steve, the frozen-turkey-bowling Safeway crew, the Emperor of San Francisco and his trusty dogs Lazarus and Bummer, gay Goth guy Jared, and SF's finest Cavuto and Rivera to hunt big cat and save the city . Really."

Main Characters Edit


C Thomas Flood (Tommy)

Abigail Von Normal (Abby)

Foo Dog (Steve)


The Emperor of San Francisco

Bummer and Lazarus

The Animals



Other Characters Edit



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